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5/19/02

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Rock 99 - Chapter 3

By H.G. Miller

- Afternoon -

Cracklin' Jack Watley stormed onto the Greater Cincinnati Ohio radio scene when he was twenty-three years old. His gravely voice lent an air of credibility to his youthful statements about war, politics and the Reds playoff chances.

Years of working in the business eventually taught him everything he needed to know about finances, audience demographics and general middle-management practices. Moving to Los Angeles, he soon found out how beneficial the truancy of his superiors could be to his own career.

A four-week sabbatical by the general manager of The Rock 99 (at that time, 99 Cool - Everything an Eighties Audience Needs) had left him in control of the number four ranked radio station in the second-largest media market in the country. When the general manager returned, he found his station ranked number two and a gravely-voiced, forty-five year old punk (the general manager's word) moved into his office. An office he would no longer need as the job of general manager no longer belonged to him.

Jack Watley was not eighty years old, as his employees all guessed him. His hair began to whiten in his mid-twenties, and then the added insult of baldness attacked him just after thirty. His voice maintained the same gravely tone he'd become famous for, only now instead of transmitting over the airwaves, it was used to quiet down rooms full of accountants, promoters, lawyers and snotty DJs who wrongfully-assumed they would be missed by the general populace if he chose to pull them from the broadcast booth and into radio sales oblivion.

Currently, he poured over the newest rankings in which his station was still number one, but by a significantly-less margin than a year ago. An unsettling trend. In the background, on the dual-tape deck radio he kept in his office, he heard Wolfdog Doug make a joke about the President's constant misuse of the English language.

His ears perked up and he listened some more. The commercial break came, and he moved into the hallway and toward the afternoon producer's cage.

“Didn't he make that joke last week?” Mr. Watley asked Jose Nunez before he could even notice the old man was there.

“Um…” Jose searched for the explanation that would incriminate him the least. “Sort of.”

“Can you have him come talk to me when his set's finished?” Watley asked. “I know he's been winging it for a while now, but we can't be recycling our own jokes.”

“I don't know if he can make it.” Jose said.

“Excuse me?”

“He. Well, he's not really here.”

Jack took a few steps further into the cage and peered through the glass of the broadcast booth. An empty chair and panels of blinking lights greeted him. He turned back to Jose.

“I'm playing a tape from last week's broadcast.”

“Last week?”

“It's the same play list.”

“Where is he?”

“Home, I think. Maybe the track. He was gone yesterday, too.”

The general manager rubbed at a pain that was building in the back of his neck and tried to fathom how out of touch he'd become with his radio station.

“You mean to tell me that for the last two days, we've been playing reruns and nobody noticed?”

Jose shrugged his shoulders. “The public. They don't notice things so much. Wolf has pulled this off and on for the last couple of months.”

“Why haven't you told me?”

“I don't know,” Jose began to get nervous. He felt a spark in the old man's words that he hadn't ever noticed before. “One time was one time, you know. Just a quick fix. After that, well… I think I dug a hole. Maybe.”

The nervous chatter irritated Mr. Watley. He let the producer ramble on for a few more minutes to keep himself from making a rash decision. Finally, he found agreement within himself and turned into the hallway.

Jose's words trailed off and he wondered if he'd managed to save his job.

Mr. Watley returned with Jarrod, the nineteen year old intern who'd been fetching Jose's coffee for the last couple of months.

“Mr. Nunez,” Mr. Watley spoke calmly, “I'm afraid we won't be needing your services anymore. Jarrod here will finish your shift.”

Jose's face went white. “He doesn't know which commercials to run,” he argued for even a few more hours of employment.

“He'll figure it out,” Mr. Watley said. “Good day.”

Jose then watched as the old man moved into the broadcast booth, pulled the headphones over his head and cleared his throat.

Mr. Watley could feel the blood pulsing through his veins and a strong sensation of being alive expanding in his chest. He signaled to the kid in the engineering cage. The “LIVE” light came on…

“Okay, this is Cracklin' Jack and you're listening to The Rock 99. If it was 100, then you'd have to change your dial, and let's be honest, most of you sheep are incapable of such an extreme act of individualism. Now, let's play some rock. I hope you're ready, L.A., we're about to shake things up here…”